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Who’s the Best Action Movie Hero? Let’s Settle This

A bracket (see below) recently made the rounds asking a bold question: Who is the best action movie hero? The catch—no superpowers allowed. That means no Cap, no Supes, no Wolverine. Just grit, gadgets, fists, and firepower.

Naturally, I had to throw in my picks. And like any good bracket, there’s room for debate, chaos, and maybe even a twist ending. For this exercise, I’m sticking to who the graphic included and totally not gonna mention they forgot Lee from Enter the Dragon. Let’s break it down:

First Round Picks

  • Ethan Hunt over Harry Stamper
    Sorry, Harry. You blew up an asteroid, sure—but Ethan Hunt rappelled into CIA vaults, clung to planes mid-takeoff, and outran sandstorms in a suit. IMF wins.
  • T2 Terminator over Rambo
    Hot take? Maybe. But while Rambo is iconic, Terminator 2’s version of the T-800 reprogrammed for good walks the tightrope between relentless machine and reluctant hero. Plus, he’s just cooler. And yes, I’m counting him because technically, the bracket did.
  • James Bond over Rick O’Connell
    I love The Mummy, and Brendan Fraser rules—but Bond is Bond. Martini, Walther PPK, tuxedo, and enough gadgets to make Batman blush.
  • The Bride over John McClane
    I said what I said. McClane crawled through vents and said “Yippee ki yay.” The Bride sword-fought an army in a nightclub and punched her way out of a coffin.
  • John Wick over John Creasy
    This was the closest first-round matchup for me. Creasy had raw emotion and righteous vengeance, but Wick is a myth made man. Baba Yaga moves on.
  • Dutch over Robert McCall
    McCall is clinical and deadly. But Dutch took on a cloaked alien with mud, grit, and a tree branch. He bleeds, which means he can win.
  • Inspector Lee over Indiana Jones
    This will get me flamed, but I’m taking Jackie Chan’s high-flying blend of comedy, choreography, and chaos over Indy’s whip and wisecracks. Lee did his own stunts. Respect.
  • Jason Bourne over Bryan Mills
    Taken’s speech was iconic. But Bourne took down the entire CIA using pens, magazines, and flashbacks. He’s like Wick with amnesia and zero social skills.

Second Round

  • Hunt over Terminator
    Call it recency bias, but Hunt keeps evolving. He’s less machine and more madness, and that edge gives him the win.
  • The Bride over Bond
    Bond wins style points, but The Bride wins actual fights. If they square off, he underestimates her once and wakes up in two pieces.
  • Wick over Dutch
    Dutch thrives in the jungle. Wick is the jungle. Close-quarters combat, Wick thrives. Dutch gets clipped in a hallway.
  • Bourne over Lee
    A brutal fight, but Bourne’s efficiency beats Lee’s flair. It’s less fun, but more fatal.

Semifinals

  • The Bride over Hunt
    Hunt’s been great, but The Bride has a kill list. She’s already been through hell and back. IMF tech isn’t helping when your opponent has Hattori Hanzo steel.
  • Wick over Bourne
    The spy vs. assassin showdown we always wanted. But Wick’s underworld legend carries him through. He wants out. They won’t let him. Bourne wants answers. Wick just wants vengeance.

Final: Wick vs. The Bride

A battle for the ages. Swords vs. pistols. Grace vs. grit. In the end, I give it to John Wick by a hair. Maybe it’s the lore. Maybe it’s the pitbull. Maybe it’s the bulletproof suit.

But then…

Just when the dust settles, Wick stands tall. Bleeding, broken—but victorious. He reaches up, pulls off the beard and long hair like it’s Mission: Impossible 7, and underneath…

It’s Ethan Hunt.

IMF never sleeps.

Final Verdict: Ethan Wick Hunt.

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